for Ashraf Fayadh

800 Lashes for

by Ed Coletti

1  fundamental lapses in judgement

2  evil poetic sentiments

3  stupid interest in versification

4  intentional misspelling of sharia

5  references to women as such

6  perceived interest in men with men

7  same notice of  women with women

8  explicit attention to women with men

9  any notice of men with women

10  implicit approval of women driving

11  statements perceived as disrespectful to the king

12  slimy anti-oil comments

13  his being a Palestinian

14-800   etc etc etc